deersatan:

accidentally stuttering while saying your snarky comeback

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Sometimes you tell someone to never call you again; and then the phone rings and you hope it’s them — it’s the most twisted logic of all time.
John Mayer  (via senyahearts)

I need ways of making money from home as extra income because I’m so sick of my small paychecks. Any ideas?

damnafricawhathappened:

When your Bath & Body Works store tells you they have three wick Winter Candy Apple and Frosted Gingerbread candles so you drive all the way to Appleton and they only have 4 oz candles

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It’s so satisfying to fart really loud on the toilet when you’re alone.

ahorrorstoryfreakshow:

Play with the clown..

ahorrorstoryfreakshow:

Play with the clown..

I HATE U

AHS: Freak Show…Massacres and Matinees Plays Cards Against Humanity

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radeponine:

when pepper didn’t get her meatloaf

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